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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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you've trained him well

FFML_314 12

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

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That's what you get for dating a loser.

blakkat77 0

he seems like a great guy remember its the thought that counts and stop being selfish

happy birthday

you should be god damn greatful geez some people are so hard to please

if he's only doing that today, talk to him. though if he's going to do it every time he uses the toilet, i don't see why you're complaining.

jenaandtyler4eva 0

then you should have a talk to him about how he should have got you something that was meaningful but for my bday I only need my wifey and that's it

prenticehill 4

We do what we can. lol

toxicmurder109 4

atleast he did something

I think its time for a breakup call, OP. (punny)