Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50 metres down the street so that I would be confused when I came out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Top comments
regenzie 0
Why would you bail him out? It was his fault, and that money should be important. Let someone else bail him out, or let him worry about his problems on his own.
ohJeeznotme 7
He could have sat in jail. Its YOUR wedding cake! He obviously had enough offenses if he got thrown in the slammer, he deserved it!
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Comments (70)
broken_princess 0
haha. i would have paid for the cake and left him in jail.
pernicious_pink 12
Screw that! You should have left him there and bought the cake!
dramakat11 0
You sooooo should have left him! It's YOUR day!
annjella117 0
im sure someone paid for your cake after you bailed him out. it's your ******* wedding day and you helped out a family member so why dont you tell us the rest of the story.. the part where someone else paid for the cake because no one would let your cake sit in the bakery during your reception, im sure..
theways 0
family first
spawn_of_satan 0
You should have left his ass
rakhil11 7
sucks
XxHU4LxX 0
You deserved it for being stupid!!
Almightynikita 0
Should have bought the cake and put a file in it, then sent it to your cousin, it wouldn't be helpful, but it would be funny. Still gratz on getting married and it doesn't matter because for some reason every wedding movie you watch: A something bad happens to the cake or something similar B cake is shit and nobody finsihes it
starberries 0
It's OK because of things that happen in movies? That totally makes sense.
toni2thumbs 0
it's his dumbass fault. ur wedding is more important than bailing him out. you ****** up.