Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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TC1_fml 0
Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.
capricaz 0
WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.
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Comments (115)
Kiwi_Splash 0
Ouch... That must have been the most disgusting moment of your life... Sorry, I need to laugh. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Kay, hope you feel better :)
ashole1990 10
YDI for wasting water
touchableturtle 0
sorry, gonna have to say YDI for taking a shower after every time you threw up. it's unnecessary. maybe if you threw up just once, and knew you'd throw up only that one time, it'd be warranted, but if you're constantly throwing up you should know better. besides, if you throw up properly you shouldn't even really get dirty at all.
something41 0
I want video
Nothingness1 3
YDI for taking a shower every time you puke. -.- You shouldn't do that if you vomit properly, unless you shit or piss yourself every time you puke. You're really wasting water though. =/
iFruit 0
Why couldn't you wait until after you were done puking to shower? If you kept puking continuously, why not wait until you thought you were done? Also, you could have just puked in the shower. Unless your puke was really chunky (gross, I know) it would have gone down the drain. And unless you puked all over yourself, there was no need to shower, just to wash your hands and brush your teeth, maybe wash your face as well. YTDI, but FYL.
Bryan_Z 0
why didn't you puke in the shower?
cramazing 0
happens to me when i eat peanut butter
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
you could have tossed your cookies in the shower then washed it down the drain. it's all going in the same place. but FYL that threw up so much. I hate that feeling.
testing_fml 0
Why not just throw up in the shower? You could just wash it down the drain and wash yourself off again.