Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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Top comments
TC1_fml 0
Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.
capricaz 0
WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.
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Comments (115)
meeowmixx 1
Sounds like you're pregnant. Congrats.
ScreamingFits 0
I say you deserve it just because of how...lame this FML is. Taking a shower after every time you throw up. Really?
Steffi 26
You can't have been that sick if you were able to take that many showers.
LONERANGER44 11
This is all kinds of FML.
Shazam25 7
Why do you need to shower after throwing up!? Do you have such terrible aim that instead of getting it in the toilet bowl, you just throw up all over yourself every time?
KingFappington 10
I hate to say it, but that's ******* hilarious. But FYL
missd420 16
Why do you feel the need to shower every time? Sounds like an OCD thing to me
Gottokeepsmiling 6
This sounds like a very sticky situation...........
cwl727 33
Why would you shower after each time you threw up? Were you throwing up on yourself?
magnetic_aura 26
Reading that hurt my stomach and then my face. Hope you got better quickly!