Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML
Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I received a very angry email from the lady who interviewed me for a position at a clothing store. She told me I was entitled, unprofessional, and greedy. Apparently, “Because I need money to pay my bills and feed my daughter” wasn’t an appropriate response to, “Why do you wanna work here?” FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
You're not the only one
derpspot 2
Wow she has no excuse for that kinda stupidity.
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Comments (233)
boydeee01 7
I have a golden ticket off this planet. It's not paper, so it's probably of no use to you.
micahsmommy 13
Might want to reconsider that letter to management for her raise.
KiddNYC1O 22
People in love. Families to soldiers. Etc.
KiddNYC1O 22
That was a reply to one of the #1 comments.
seriouslythat 6
Families to prison inmates
newburton13 26
Well now we know why she won't be getting the raise.
perdix 31
You're a poor judge of character. Having big **** doesn't make a girl "nice."
evilscorpi 29
wow, op just walk away, no wait.... run.....FAST!!
thisbitchlys 0
Doesn't everyone? Stupid people these days.
Gamaryn 0
It sounds like you would've stuck your dick in stupid anyway.
Gamaryn 0
Assuming you wanted to sleep with her, I mean. If not, Then it's probably a good idea to reconsider that letter, As well as purchase a one way ticket off this planet. Can I tag along in your carry on?
Gamaryn 0
Assuming you wanted to sleep with her, I mean. If not, Than I really hope you didn't write that letter to management. (Forgive me,Today is one of those days)
perdix 31
It's a pretty safe bet that if a man is going to write a letter on behalf of a "nice girl," his real motivation is sticking his dick in her.
BunBunBabe 8
Hahaha people don't even know what real letters are anymore wowww
starrnao 15
Wow... I'm sad for this generation. I wonder if she knows that there used to be music on MTV?
torianab 7
Ahh...the days of MTV...when the "M" really meant music! Granted, I'm quick to email or comment on FB. Technology has made things more convenient all while dumbing our kids down.
SerenaSerenadex3 13
..and music still on MTV Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she's uncool Cause she's still, preoccupied With 19 19 1985 ~ Bowling for soup song rant over, forgive me.