Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML
Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I received a very angry email from the lady who interviewed me for a position at a clothing store. She told me I was entitled, unprofessional, and greedy. Apparently, “Because I need money to pay my bills and feed my daughter” wasn’t an appropriate response to, “Why do you wanna work here?” FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
You're not the only one
derpspot 2
Wow she has no excuse for that kinda stupidity.
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Comments (233)
astralvagan 20
And this is the youth inheriting our planet?
LaughinStock 16
I know right...damn idiots who raised these kids, hmmmmm?? :P
Jiplo 18
I'm part of this youth. I am ashamed. People these days.
duckyeah 6
We aren't all bad. There'll always be the foolish no matter the generation.
LuckyTroll 6
Buy me one
cjwalsh86 0
If you ever get a ticket off this planet, take me with you!
airforce987 20
...and 2 2nd comments, and 2 3rd comments....
immaMonsta 8
Wow, technology is a good think but evidently some people just can't handle it.
Ozuru 11
Letters? You mean they still exist?
mycheese 0
Gosh can she write???? Or does she only know how to type on her iPhone???
Shadow_Phantom 26
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Awsumuzzie 12
That just shows how stupid she is. He can definitely still do it on the computer... And I'm sure she has used the print button before. Man, people need to stop being so stuck up about things like these.
effedml 5
I feel you, OP. On the plus side, there's nowhere to go but up from that level of stupidity.