Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I begged the people at my new job not to call my current boss for a reference because he is a vindictive dog shite. They called him for a reference, he tanked me, they believed him and withdrew my job offer. My boss also sacked me for disloyalty, thus proving he’s a vindictive dog shite. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, after I'd asked my brother be my reference for a job, he made up some story about a 9-month contract, then the work was done so they told me not to come anymore. My potential new boss told me how big of a liar I was and how it cost me the job. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I regret calling my hardass boss a cocksucking bastard when I quit a few months back. My new job just laid me off, and I could desperately use a good reference from the aforementioned cocksucking bastard. FML
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nutella4life 14
should've kept your mouth shut, OP
Mossyoak_kw 28
Never ever talk about things like this to a coworker, it's basically asking for them to snitch and start trouble.
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Comments (62)
rydin10 18
Well if you think about it this way, depending on the type of place you work at, now they have to pay you a severance package.
popsicals 4
At least you get your last paycheck
fabcade 14
first line in working a job is c. y. a. never let on to those things. you learned a valuable lesson today.
BloodyGlass 10
Send in the BBB and the cops, see how that boss of yours regrets messing with the wrong ex-employee. :D
Tonymac617 16
Coworkers are NOT your friends. They are just that....coworkers and the only thing you have in common is that you work at the same place.
KillerBluebird 2
Inb4 EA
achesley613 4
do you at least get severance pay?,
TeenieRee_2032 27
If it was such a crap job, what are you so upset about?