Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I begged the people at my new job not to call my current boss for a reference because he is a vindictive dog shite. They called him for a reference, he tanked me, they believed him and withdrew my job offer. My boss also sacked me for disloyalty, thus proving he’s a vindictive dog shite. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, after I'd asked my brother be my reference for a job, he made up some story about a 9-month contract, then the work was done so they told me not to come anymore. My potential new boss told me how big of a liar I was and how it cost me the job. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I regret calling my hardass boss a cocksucking bastard when I quit a few months back. My new job just laid me off, and I could desperately use a good reference from the aforementioned cocksucking bastard. FML
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nutella4life 14
should've kept your mouth shut, OP
Mossyoak_kw 28
Never ever talk about things like this to a coworker, it's basically asking for them to snitch and start trouble.
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Comments (62)
PsychicBulwark 4
Anybody who uses the word "snitch" doesn't strike me as a stand-up guy. The charges against you seem to jibe with that, no less.
corky1992 33
I'm sorry but you kind of deserve it. Next time keep it to yourself. Employers don't want to keep you if they know you don't want to be there. There are plenty of people who would love to take your place.
Bragi 12
You never discuss quiting with cow-orkers. YDI.
EarlFug 19
Or cows at all, from my experience. They're unsympathetic.
sailorarctic 22
YDI, never trust anyonr at work. tjlhey'll do anything to make themselves looks good
klawzor 17
Spell much?
Cads1 24
May be the work place was horrible because of staff members with poor attitudes like yours.
Kitiara521 24
Live and learn. Now you know not to talk about plans to leave. Best of luck on the job hunt.
8313girl 28
Anyone clicking ydi is a lowlife troll scum. Maybe he's underappreciated at his job or wasn't growing like he thought he would in the company. His only mistake was telling his coworker. OP, you would have been better off telling a close trusted friend. I hope you find something soon and you ought to still be able to get unemployment. Good luck!!!
thegrandchawhee 8
I only clicked ydi because of the 50 shades part.
legendairy3000 16
Or maybe he deserves it for telling his coworker like a retard.
DrWateryCat 8
Bring that shit up in court for wrongful termination. You can make money off your ex boss's assholery
ThatHorse 15
At least you can get some kind of benefit package from the government for being fired right?
kuro21 20
The real question is, why did his coworker snitch? If he was going to quit why tell the boss?
KaidensCrow 18
op was going to quit... not his coworker