Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
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Escapist28 0
I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.
Maddoctor 10
All I can say is...wow.
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Comments (128)
sireen 0
I read this over and over.. I still don't get it. how did you get naked and **** while in the driveway? and you didn't notice the car rolling?? what the hell
9k5 0
... People can **** in cars...
partialsun365 0
they didn't have to get naked. pants+zipper+skirt=quicky
CFR 0
I don't think they were paying much attention to the movement of the car =P OP: FYL: lol but at least your dad was cool with it. I think you should expect him to bug you about it later on though.
SmokinGuns 13
Sounds like a lot of hoopla.
ribbons872 0
YDI for not feeling motion of the car.
FaithX 0
If you can feel something like a car slowly rolling back down a driveway while have "frenzied" sex, as the op described, you're doing it wrong.
metheonlyb 17
Exactly FaithX. The guy had a frenzied sex. How can he feel the car moving??
lifeaveragekinda 0
so i'm guessing you've had frenzied sex in the car before? Because it would be just retarded if you just assumed everything. =)
Redneck325Ci 0
You sir, are ******* awesome for that comment. That made me LOL.
cola87 0
haha, great line. :p
FaithX 0
Some people have no sense of humor whatsoever.
prettykitty123 0
**** the cars life
FaithX 0
LMAO At least your dad waited it out instead of banging on the windows...
theLUKEMAN 0
#2 chill man why must u flip out? I'm Irish. and I'm not drunk. so shut the hell up
drpepperdrinker 0
well you said you were parked if you were parked than how did it roll back in parked gear?
RedNeckAndProud 0
ever heard of a vehicle with a manual transmission? idiot.
Ninabug28 5
That's Romantic. I bet your dad didn't want to ruin the moment! >=[
DameGreyWulf 1
LOL WHOOPS I can't really say FYL, because, embarassing though that is, he was patient, and is apparently cool with it, and plus you had some great sex (I love that you said "frenzied" lol). Now, I want to say YDI, because it's true you should have paid attention (I mean, to having not parked; I wouldn't think you could pay much attention to other things during "frenzied" sex), but YDI is so negative, and this really seems like a funny, positive thing to have happened.
zrjones 0
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
pedegg 0
YDI for ******* in your parent's driveway, dumbass.
why_me14 0
I was once making out on my doorstep while my neighbour watched me... he gave me some tips when she left! lol but anyways your dad will understand... I hope