Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
Today, I was on a date when a woman across the restaurant started choking on food, so I and a few others rushed to help her. We got her to cough up the food but as I looked back to my date, she was stealing food from the plates of other people who'd left their tables to help. FML
Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the Heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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baseballbv 17
It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.
Synoptical 10
People like that are why we can't have nice things.
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Comments (103)
thefmlman2011 37
That dense ************
ribshavebones 3
After reading posts on this sight for months, this inspired me to set up an account just so I could say this person should win a trophy for being the most dim light bulb I have ever heard of! Also free ribs for life, shouldn't take long...
Darkjake88 3
yes mam, The next time we are down at the labs I will tell them they are growing their cows all wrong.
more4me 27
Can't fix stupid.
Ichiya 29
Killing it works if you are ok with the consequences.
redstone7693 29
Is she blonde?
vikky538 29
when the customer say in right place does it mean between the Butts...
TheeJessabelle 5
because we can control that...lmfao Today's society...
cartedor 18
never amazed me how ridiculous the customers are. seriously, if I was the manager, I would kick them out after settled the bill. and shame them in the presence of the entire restaurant. will be gladly point and laugh at them til they cry home
tonyfan00 38
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Needafarm 22
She must have walked into the restaurant NEXT to the Mc. Donalds. She wasn't ordering a "Mc Rib?"