Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Get me out of here
Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML
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AILD 0
Move out?
marinus_fml 20
You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.
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Garytt 0
I hate cops theyre all assholes
cc61212 0
@105: well put. people can be so ignorant.
braveblade74 0
Press charges, that's assault and battery
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Just step outside, or drive away. You're an adult; handle it like one. She sounds like a real raging menopausal bitch, of course, but once you're old enough to do more than cower in the corner, waiting for the blows, you take charge of yourself and get the **** out. You have that power. And forget the cop; it sounds like he was mocking you for being unable to control the situation yourself.
hardcoded 1
Clearly a whole lot more going on here. Obviously a little Oedipus syndrome, which is what causes the altercation to get physical. I think you want to bang your step mom and she obviously wants to bang you.
hardcoded 1
Clearly a whole lot more going on here. Obviously a little Oedipus syndrome, which is what causes the altercation to get physical. I think you want to bang your step mom and she obviously wants to bang you.
flickyourbic1223 7
It's not a syndrome it's a complex. And how long have you been waiting on a mother/son FML to say something like that? This isn't even his real mom were talking about so your logic is thrown off. Also Oedipus Rex himself didn't even knowingly have sex with his mom. It wasn't even like that. Nice try though.
nullify1337 0
ydi youre 29 dude get a job and move out dude
GoPro2Oh 0
*lets get physical...physical*
skinollie 0
you use the word man loosely
flickyourbic1223 7
How has no one pointed out how pathetic OP is? He's 29 and he is whining about his stupid dispute with his stepmom? I say grow up. "Oh the cop didn't take my side boo hoo" get over it. He uses phrases like "started to get physical" and "took her side". He says he's 29 as if that's supposed to support his argument but it just makes him look even sadder. The real FML here is the cop who wasted his valuable time.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
Every time I read the comments on this site my IQ drops. No where does it say he still or ever did live with his stepmother.