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Get me out of here

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML

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Move out?

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

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you should have left. and if you live there then UFO

even if a girl is beating up a guy and hes badly injured, and he never touched her, cops will arrest or blame the guy. thats why they say if its a fight between a girl and guy, if the girl is 'winning' dont get involved.

Pathtic that you live at home still but she prolly just wants you in a sexual way.

ClingyOtter 4

Where does it say he still lives at home...?

iloveabdallah 0

sucks thaf ur a guy if it was me i would kick that bitchs ass!! she anit my mama

take the cop to court along with her. Get him fired or fined for failing to do his job.

Okh, discipline. That shit hurts.

magicjrey 0

you're a 29 year old man... hit the gym up for once and maybe you'll be able to take on a woman next time even if it's your mom. cause you saying you got beat by a woman and had to call the cops is sad...

thekrammer 5

you should kick her ass!

crystalrain17 14

I don't see how you being a man is relevant.