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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Get me out of here

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML

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Move out?

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

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Comments (185)

move out u leach piece of shit

sabrinalmfaoo 0

little harsh there, don't ya think?

mandywaffles 0

NO where in this fml does the op say that he still lives with his step mother. Stop assuming things.

#64, I don't think we're talking about the same type of "waffles".

mandywaffles 0

Well... D:

mandywaffles 0

Hahaha :p

move out and tell ur dad ur not comin back till she's gone.

Are you sure your freaky role playing didn't go too far this time.

The cop was an idiot for taking her side. Abuse is abuse no matter what fancy word you decide to call it.

Iknoweverything 29

And walking away before things get physical is walking away before things get physical no matter how you word it. My guess is they were in it for a bit before she lost enough of her temper to get abusive.

Lol get a life and your own house loser

I cant believe you still live at your parents house

24- Where in the FML does it say he doesn't have his own house..?

bowhunter7701 0

LOL. Your life sucks. Did she spank you?

Felicci 0

YDI for living in the same house

sailorzoe 14

Yeah, you are 29 years old. And she is a woman. WTF did you expect?

damn what an angry person

Cops, psycho stepmothers and discipline? Sounds like a BDSM plot!

ImTotallyAsian 0

I agree!