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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Get me out of here

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML

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Move out?

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

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Comments (185)

Move out smart ass

mxmal98 0

well y havent u moved out yet??

mbrooks5110 0

hmm I know get your own place...

why are you still at home? move out and leave the psycho.

I can relate, I'm only ther twice a month and I get blamed for a 60GB Internet fine

FreebirdIII 1

29 yes, man.... No

CellyYelly 0

I didn't know they could say that... O.o good thing I never called the police on MY mom then! It would just end in humiliation and more violence!

flickyourbic1223 7

You and your mom fight like that?

mayndaapathetic 4

dood that sucks . . .

Backhand= discipline. Open palm= abuse

HunterAlpha1 8

anything to the face= abuse switch to the butt= discipline

reddwarf_fml 0

really. move the he'll out. geez ur 28. or put up with the "discipline"