Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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bfsd42 20
"You are so hot" "What? You want me on top?" "I'm not gonna stop" "It's not the time for a pop"
Teyros 24
Age is only a number....
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Comments (48)
beararm 11
Tell ur gramps I got that viagra for the low low
Bearsmomma 30
Sounds like he's doin' good on what he has (or even DOESN'T have) as it is now.
amileah13 26
Scarred for life now
pjsr 33
Just cuz there's snow on the rooftop doesn't mean there's no fire below (along with a lot of gray pubes unfortunately)
Scared4Lf 2
I wish I could say this is the first time it happened... At least my cousin is too young to know what was going on!
Sir_Cow 17
Why do you have that little blue mark beside your name?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Because she's the OP
littlebuck84 12
I hope you inherited your grandfathers stamina.
_Desiderata_ 9
#RelationshipGoals
LittleStorm 13
Sex drive doesn't just go away. I'm sorry you had to go through that anyway, OP.
TaoShaman 24
Is nobody considering how highly inappropriate this is? Campers are fairly small without much privacy, especially if they were shaking to whole thing. If the cousin is too young to understand, that kind of makes it worse. It's almost having sex in front of a child. If people want to have sex whatever, but have some restraint and just common decency. There's a reason sex in public is a crime that gets you on the sex offender registry. You generally shouldn't do it in front of people, especially children. You're not teaching them about sex, you're saying you have zero restraint and don't care about them.
jentrynicole 20
My goodness, they weren't butt naked directly in front of her little cousin.
BLDYRBBT 16
They've been making some big ass campers for quite along time now. It's just a guess but I'd say it's probably not a one room Airstream or Popup with the beds all stacked on top of eachother. There are campers with separate bedrooms. With your logic people wouldn't be able to have sex with the kids in their house.
bandaidstations 28
I'm sure they were acutely aware of children in the vicinity since they most likely haven't had to worry about this sort of thing for a while. She didn't say they were dictating details or anything so I'm assuming they heard some bumpin' breathin' and moanin' but that's about it. Hell, it might have reminded them of when their own kids were young. Gram gets all sentimental about her family and Gramps about his erection ability and things just get carried away ;)
TenChubbyPandas 7
Sounds like you got yourself into quite a wrinkle. Or your grandpa did. He probably got into A LOT of wrinkles.
nreed32 20
As a fellow North Dakotan, I know how tricky camping situations can be, although I've thankfully never experienced something like this. Chalk it up to life experiences and hope you don't have to go through it again.