Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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Top comments
WiseGuy79 14
It ripped through the fabric?? Is your pup a damn wolverine? lol
1337chick 4
Turn the cushions over! :)
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Comments (211)
epic_phail 0
did anyone else realize that her husband TOLD her what to do? either she is alot younger then him or he's abusive
twocents 0
#192, telling someone what to do is not abuse. I don't know what pamphlet you read that in, but no. And lady, YDI for not trimming your dog's nails and letting a stupid dog run your house and do whatever it wants. Hello - training? Why would you buy a new couch with a badly behaved dog in the house?
Helloweentonite 0
LOL 184, maybe I'll just keep pulling... that's a definite stupid blond moment...do I hear a sammich being made??? OP, still your fault... who buys a couch with an untrained puppy in the house? Did you expect the couch to throw it off when you saw the claws digging in? I'm pretty sure everyone has a groomer in a one mile radius of their house...NAILS CUT!!!
MonkeyBallZ86 0
**** your couch.
skyeyez9 25
171: Or just be a nice guy towards your gf/wife and you won't have to be so paranoid and wonder if she slipped a massive amount of ex-lax or arsenic in your dinner.
wDeemish 0
sucks for you :)
rinzy 3
either you bought a cheap ass couch or you need to seriously clip your dogs nails
hotgirlsrock 0
that sucks
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Man. 1 simple request & look what you do.
poppetsauce 4
You deserve this for being a jackass. 1) it's called grooming, LOOK INTO IT. There is NO reason for your dog's nails to be sharp enough to TEAR furniture material. 2) You do not grab a dogs ass and DRAG HIM off of new furniture! Are you ******* retarded?!?! PICKING HIM UP would mean his nails were no longer touching the couch, hence, no tearing. So you ****** up. Deal with it dumbass
ging287 3
YDI. The reason Why is simple If you are not ready for some things to be destroyed. Then, You are not ready for a puppy. Take Him Back or be prepared for the next furniture rip. BTW Picking him up qualifys as lifting him not dragging him.