Today, I learned a valuable lesson, never leave your "Let It Be" album, which you paid $489 for on eBay out on your desk. My brother also learned something, old records make for very breakable, one use frisbees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, my brother inherited a book from our grandmother that, in his ignorance, he donated to a charity shop because he’s “not a big reader”. I raced to buy it back, but someone had already bought it. The book in question: a mint condition, 1954 first edition Lord of the Rings, valued at £5000. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML
Today, two days after getting a fanny pack so I could more easily store my stuff when I'm out and about, I accidentally broke it without even trying. Don't be cheap. FML
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dwights 0
gah ur bro is a dumbass
Tubasaurus 0
Kick his ass.
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Comments (166)
yabba_dabba 0
Guys, i love the replacements
thuryn 2
Another idiot who can't even spell PAID wasting money on some "collectible" who is sorry when said worthless item gets destroyed. Triple fail. YDI.
Njord09 2
teach him some physics like: what happens when a furious fist meets an idiot face :)
allyygator21 0
Wow. That is a TOTAL waste of the Beatles.... sad sad sad story.
plznotagain 0
Ok sorry that happend it sux. but seriously, YDI for paying that much for an album...
ilovewenis 0
Hun, i have the let it be record and i bought it in Canada for $18.00.
tangothis 0
YDI for leaving a record, especially one that expensive (which I'm curious why it was so expensive anyways), in an area that dust could easily ruin it/it could fall/somebody could take it.
Stevieebabyy 0
I'm gonna have to blame Michael on this one.
fotc77 0
that's a wicked ydi right there $489 for a record wow.
Kansasgirl 0
Why the hell would you pay that much for a record anyway?