Today, I learned a valuable lesson, never leave your "Let It Be" album, which you paid $489 for on eBay out on your desk. My brother also learned something, old records make for very breakable, one use frisbees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, my brother inherited a book from our grandmother that, in his ignorance, he donated to a charity shop because he’s “not a big reader”. I raced to buy it back, but someone had already bought it. The book in question: a mint condition, 1954 first edition Lord of the Rings, valued at £5000. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML
Today, two days after getting a fanny pack so I could more easily store my stuff when I'm out and about, I accidentally broke it without even trying. Don't be cheap. FML
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dwights 0
gah ur bro is a dumbass
Tubasaurus 0
Kick his ass.
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lotsologan 2
Man what dumbass uses vinyl as a frisbee? ur brother apparently. I love the beatles and if some one broke my record all hell would break loose!
laxmiddie36 0
I bet his bones are very breakable too
Starry_eyes08 0
Wow. Why on earth did you spend so much for it? I wouldn't pay that much for an album unless it was autographed or something. I'm sure you could find a copy in a used record store, or better yet, but the cd.
Beatlesndoherty 0
FYL. I have 'RAM', '1967-1970' on blue vinyl, 'Rubber Soul', a Stones record and a couple other good rock records, and I have a big note on it- 'TOUCH MY VINYLS AND YOU DIE.', because my brother would do this. But, I found 'Let it Be' for $15 at Peddler's Mall, was it autographed? If so, kill him.
ohukno 0
oh **** that sucks the beatles are well... the shit!
mpoppe1018 2
that sucks, but you deserve it, only because you spent $500 on a vinyl when you could have bought one in just as good condition for $30.
Carlie_McCartney 1
You can't EVER do that to the Beatles! YDI
Lady_Zydrate 1
489 bucks? Thats a ripoff! I have an original 'imagine' and it cost $15. But you dont deserve it, your brother should get a smack on the head like what my mom used to do
KagamineLen_fml 0
YDI for buying overpriced shit on eBay. oh and also for liking the beetles :)
LakeBodomKiller 0
Agreed!!
Supernovas_Child 13
*The Beatles It was in the FML and you couldn't even spell it? Really?
LakeBodomKiller 0
YDI for paying that much for a boring album,vinyl...whatever it was.