Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to text my landlord to tell him I’m gonna be short on rent. The guy who mugged me last night took the money I made from tips that was supposed to complete my rent. He replied, “Wow that’s wild. I don’t know how you’re gonna come up with the rest by 11:59 tonight, or you’re evicted in 30 days.” FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I signed the lease for a flat that a mate and I decided to move into. About five minutes after leaving the renting agency, I received a text from my mate saying he couldn't move in with me after all. I am now the happy tenant of a large inner city flat that I can't afford. FML
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Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Fucken asshole
perdix 31
Tell him you're pregnant with his baby and that you'll "make it go away" if he pays the clinic fee (which will be what his rent payment should have been + a couple hundred extra for fun!)
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Comments (74)
cyprus106 2
Is there a NOT severe alcohol poisoning?
PeppaParis 14
atleast he moved out!
PeppaParis 14
atleast he moved out!
Squeaky_Tomato 14
If he was signed on a lease then he has to give notice of moving out. Since he did not give notice he is still responsible for rent.
disney_blonde 16
I hope you had him sign a lease and therefore he is legally responsible for all remaining rent for the lease term. If you didn't have him sign, you're a moron. Although in most states, no lease or a verbal lease means month-to-month which requires at least 14 days notice to vacate.
hiddenpoet 0
Sued
witchdoctor1 9
Take this to judge joe or something bro. If he signed a lease with u he's gonna pay whether he wants to or not.
Thatpianoguy 12
Sue him he needs to pay if he signed a lease.
CradleLeena 0
Call Judge Judy
Becks3_fml 0
Sue his ass