Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
Today, after deactivating my Facebook page 4 days ago for stalking reasons - as in me stalking my ex - I reactivated it for approximately 3 minutes to see what his status update was, then deactivated it again. I'm just THAT pathetic. FML
Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.
insanesna1l 0
did you post this as your new facebook status?
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Comments (115)
socalsd 0
someone needs a life
kingtz 6
YDI. Find a real hobby?
mea_iloveskiing 26
There's an app for that! :D
you_and_me_fml 8
I think deleting them all is a little more pathetic then posting them all haha. But hey just find a new social networking site to bombard with what your doing every minute of your life
Acousticpixie14 6
I think promptly following up and posting about it on FML is what really shows that OP has no life.
googlefrewdnoob 0
Hey, atleast he realises he's ******
insanesna1l 0
did you post this as your new facebook status?
amsftw 0
^hahahahahahahaha! win. c:
LowLives 9
lol!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
haha nice ^
africanelephants 7
Hahahaha good call
locachick101 0
that means you a lazyass person for having so much status just keep one for everyday or week that's what I do. go outside and do something with your life. we have to much lazy ppl in the world don't be one of them
xNikkiez 0
And we have too many people with improper grammar and spelling, how about you don't be one of them?
BAMF18 0
Yeah really, how about you go inside, to and English class.
FNFPhilly 0
hell usually I update my status 2 times a day if that..
About3goats 0
I don't even know my status any more haha
wtfimnotgay 0
@28, no smoke signals. Or op would cause more global warming! And the people would stoo farting to decrease carbon levels! But in tge end they would just spontaneously combust!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
..... *sigh* >.>
nimit_611 0
I put more than you. I still have a life. Btw I deactivated mine. Deleting your own status #uncool
Doortje 30
Christ, you're sad. You spent an HOUR deleting them all? You really have no life.
Zebidee 9
Precisely. Not only is OP the reason the 'hide' function was invented, they're obviously pretty inept at the whole 'computer' thingy. How long would it take a competent person to delete 70 posts, like five minutes max? OP - YDI not because you have no life, but because you have no skills.