Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my idiot of a boss yelled at me because it's physically impossible for me to be in two places at the same time, and that I'm not a magician. He didn't understand that. FML
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
Today, I'm working in China and I had to explain to my boss that no, it's not okay to not pay me for 3 months. FML
Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, I had to explain to a coworker that even though, yes, I’m Polish and, yes, my family’s from Poland, that, no, we’re not from The North Pole. We’re not from Antarctica either. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
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peachesncreem 21
I bet he Googled it when he went back to his office/desk.
JaykeXD 9
It's bosses like this that make me lose some faith in corporate America...
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Comments (195)
Shotay 5
How in the hell do people that become bosses?
santel_fml 8
Your boss is a loser
lyndz_20 8
He should come to south africa
Rickster747 2
Americans....
gorilladublin 1
I'd start looking for a new job NOW, working for someone as stupid as that could harm your career...
noisebox 1
Again where do these retard bosses come from on FML, what planet? Remind me to avoid those ones....in my space travels...
HeartOfLead 24
If you really want to blow his mind and/or get fired: tell him that in Alaska there's 6 months of light and 6 months of darkness. Good luck trying to justify this to him.
Nemle22 4
That satisfying moment when you realize you're smarter than your boss. <3
Stuckinstuff 8
Bet he'd shit himself if he knew it snows in Australia.
88vivera 9
Some people can be so stupid