Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I had an argument with my dad about Venice being in Italy, not Spain. He wouldn't believe me, and had to Google it. He's an engineer for an aerospace company. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
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LolFMLnot 10
6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map
Psych101 9
I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.
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Comments (344)
Angeon 5
I do not know where it is, how many people do though?
jennjenn0811 2
I just heard of it now. I'll do some research, but for all of you talkin shit, just cause someone does know of a country doesn't mean there stupid. Everyone has their faults. I'm a pro at many other things, geology and remembering thing we talked about once 10 years ago? Not so much. So shut the f*** up. I'm sure there are MANY things you don't know.
markhernandez 1
Ohhhh
Nilla_Please 12
Omg supbabes you might be my dream girl! Not only are you attractive BUT A WU TANG CLAN FAN whaaaaaat wish I knew you in real life daum
CountMango 5
You either have an awful father or an awful boyfriend. Perhaps both.
Pumpykin 3
Where is Paraguay .... ?
captain__jj 5
South America
emh86 14
I havnt looked at a map for 10 years when I gave geography up at school. I couldn't point it out but at least I know it exists :p
tisvana20 6
Paraguay is such a random country to choose. I know everyone thinks he's stupid for not thinking it's real, but I can't think of any reason why he would know it was real, or where it is. Hell, the only reason I know is from Spanish class. If this were Chile, Brazil, or some other distinctly shaped country, I'd understand the concern. I still get Paraguay mixed up with Uruguay on a blank map sometimes though. I mean, unless the map was marked. Then there's no excuse. Not even being from way up North in scenic nowhere works anymore.
sajupt 17
Ask daddy dearest where mannanthala is....
girlymae 12
I pray that you guys don't live in Paraguay, cause then that would be even more pathetic...
emag_eht 18
The FML comes from the United States