Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I had an argument with my dad about Venice being in Italy, not Spain. He wouldn't believe me, and had to Google it. He's an engineer for an aerospace company. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
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LolFMLnot 10
6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map
Psych101 9
I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.
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sfkayla 1
Okay, although I do know that it's a country, I have no ******* idea where it is. Most people don't. Come back when he can't find Britain or Alaska or some shit. Something most ppl at least know the general location of.
pharmacy 1
I agree with goumbush.. I've heard of Paraguay, but I couldnt point it out on a map
KiddNYC1O 22
Such a stupid shit.
okiidokii_fml 6
Is her dad seriouslly going to take her $200 she probably doesn't have.. I'm 13 and I know it's In south America and they speak spanish there.
cabelguy012 4
Its in south america
just_dandy20 2
No not everyone in America knows where it is. And from 2007-2012 High schools haven't been teaching much on continents and countries. More about the wars, and the economy and Europe and what not. Not so much South America. So I don't sit here and Judge because someone doesnt know. It's not like they were born with that knowledge they need to be taught, and MOST kids aren't these days. Especially with all the crap going on in the world. I'm damn sure teachers don't find it to be THAT important.
Harry641 13
What a dunce. Haha. Well atleast it will be easy to outsmart him do you can get your own way.
greenmen 12
Lol ! Geography class u weren't listening. They were once champions in soccer
Epikouros 32
Nope, that would be Uruguay :)
CDeVeney92 6
Idk what kind of world geography class y'all took but in mine they didn't tell us where every country in the world was and my school was a pretty damn big school in Texas who erased ds from their grade book so they took learning seriously but common sense says central or south America and that's how I found it
JustFMLME 7
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