Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was trying to take a nice picture of my dad but he was just doing stupid-looking poses, so I got mad and told him to "stop acting like a prostitute" without knowing what that even means. Keep in mind, this was also in front of my mum and oldest sister. FML
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
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Top comments
rosesareblue15 0
if you have a low self-esteem, modeling is just about the worst thing to do. the industry is brutal and harsh. just like your father, apparently. but hey, he saved you some time.
cardinallove 11
Wow... I wouldn't know what to say to him. I probably would have kicked him in the balls and blamed him for my being ugly. Well, if you're really ugly at least you know not to try... And if you're not, just go for it. You might have something to throw back in your dad's face.
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Comments (205)
ghost010 6
There is no "beautiful" people. Everyone of us has our own views on who is beautiful and who is not, there is not one set standard. Someone made reference to Charles Manson, Ed Gein, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and does not find them attractive. That's your opinion, some people might think they are attractive.
fukthislife 0
wat a fag dad
aj1095 0
you should tell your dad that your from his seed so you got your ugly from him
xxpinkroczxxx 0
ur dad prob said dat cuz he doesnt want to c u half naked in a magisen
icantellu 7
Should've said " Must be genetics from your side of the family..."
tazzy4eva97 0
dont worry everyone is beautiful in their own way. maybe your dad just cant see it now i say go for the modeling job you might be great at it
xAllygator 1
#12 Lmao, you're so right.
kitkatt978 5
models are always ugly. thats why there are so many bright lights on runways, caked on make up, and photoshopped pictures in magazines
orangeandblu 0
I'm a model, and trust me, it doesn't help your self esteem at all! there's always 10 more pods you can lose, or a tab you should get, and it's not for you if you have low self esteem anyway
AffroFruitC 5
honey I'm sure your not that ugly an that if u want to be a model could. good luck u.