Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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Top comments
LemonStarship 5
You should race to the table and beat both of them.
TheGuyOverThere 0
And how did you find this out?
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Comments (57)
Electric_Star 0
Woah that sucks. Go get a group of new friends and sit with them. Then the loser will have to sit by themselves everyday...Karma's a bitch.
gormer 0
I guess you're boring or a Debbie Downer.
Whatsername6353 0
And why do you still call them your friends? I'd leave them both, and find new ones to hang out with, since they wouldn't seem to care.
youfools 0
People who submit FMLs about asshole friends need to look up the definition of friendship.
jonny2x4 0
YLIA
FleurDelacour498 0
I agree with #24. They're assholes. Both of them. Trust me, none of us need asshole "friends" in our lives.
FleurDelacour498 0
If these "friends" have an issue with the OP, then they should've discussed it with the OP rather than racing to the cafeteria every day to avoid the OP. They're just assholes.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Ditch the "loser" and sit at a new table. I know that sounds kinda weird, randomly going to a new table, but you can also just go to the library or stay after in a class and work there and hopefully make new friends.
Emperor_Jim 0
Confront them to their faces and let them know that you're not going to hang out with them. If they have any shred of humanity, they'll feel like assholes.
thatguy1103 0
What do you want me to eat my dessert alone like i'm ******* Steven Glandsberg?
LiveLauglove 0
LOL! Superbad, you made my day. :D