Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
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skyeyez9 25
I would have acted like I was in terrible pain, fake some tears, called the police for assault and press charges. Teach the old bag to keep her hands to herself. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to hit people.
Doortje 30
Old people suck. Except my grandma & grandpa (a)
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Comments (68)
ultimatum946 0
7 ur an idiot
Bewitched_fml 0
Falcon punch!! No seriously. I hope you hit her back.
ulicksam 0
Like a punch in the back from an old women can hurt. Stop being a pussy.
Iskaria 0
My gran could give you a good dig if she wanted to :P don't underestimate the older generation, after all on average they were fitter than us ^^
RedPillSucks 33
Also, we don't know how old OP is. To some people, anyone over 30 or 40 is considered elderly. They can still pack a punch.
worldclass 0
I bet that hurt so bad, getting hit by an old woman. Loser.
worldclass 0
I bet that hurt so bad, getting hit by an old woman. Loser.
bpruitt 0
backhands are the only thing proven to keep women in line....just sayin
DocBastard 40
*bows down to Pendatik* Well played, sir.
beccusmaximus 0
Love the picture, Doc! Your little girl is too cute! And I second Doc's groveling. I hope all the dickheads on here that talk about beating women weren't loved by their mothers. It's the only explanation.
W4X 0
oSnap. Granny went gangsta on you.
skeezle 0
granny donkey punch!!
skyeyez9 25
I would have acted like I was in terrible pain, fake some tears, called the police for assault and press charges. Teach the old bag to keep her hands to herself. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to hit people.
Iskaria 0
What a cheeky bitch lol