Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
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skyeyez9 25
I would have acted like I was in terrible pain, fake some tears, called the police for assault and press charges. Teach the old bag to keep her hands to herself. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to hit people.
Doortje 30
Old people suck. Except my grandma & grandpa (a)
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Comments (68)
N0tabasicweezy 0
Sometimes i wanna punch the **** out of old people they're so old and bitter...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Serves you right for being all uppitty and making fun of a little old lady. I hope she runs over your other foot, you CAD.
phapho88 0
donkey puch her right back
EvilDave 13
OP, that is battery, you should have had her arrested.
kyrintethron 0
You should've punched her back. (no pun intended)
romanje 0
she's a bitter old bag, lol
cwofford 0
gotta beat her dog
LOLSWAT 0
punch her in the mouth
nimrod24 0
you should have kicked her in the mouth with the bad foot.
varkey 7
you should have turned around and punched her in the ******* face. nobody has the right to act like this. I remember there was another FML where the mother of an autistic toddler was offended and told the mother of a teenage girl to tell her daughter to "stop imitating her son..." only to find out that the girl was autistic as well. these kinds of people always assume that they are the only ones with a problem and other people are just mocking or imitating them, and it makes me sick. FYL OP. Also, people saying "stop being a wimp, she was an old lady": shut the **** up. it's the action that was insulting and unacceptable to the OP, even if it didn't physically hurt that much. and what if it did actually hurt? some old ladies can be pretty darn strong.
Oxalis 0
This. It doesn't matter if it hurt or not, that old douchebag does NOT have the right to touch you. People that feel like they're so special that everyone is out to get them need to be put in line, via a taste of their own medicine. I would've dropped her so fast.