Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then told me that yes, he's cheating on me, that he's dumping me, and that I'm fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Burgessnk 0
I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...
43bubba34 25
ydi, for dating your boss.
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Comments (94)
weavermycutecat 0
TAKE THE CAT ANYWAYS!
exova 0
That sounds like fodder for a wrongful termination and/or sexual harassment suit. I'd contact a lawyer ASAP.
onnielief 4
First rule of dating, never, EVER, date your boss!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Unless your boss is Don Draper— with him it's inevitable. And maybe even worth it. ;)
MattC13 0
Should've nad kicked him. And her in the face for multicombo.
Mewtwo_fml 1
Your life sucks now, but it won't when you sue his ass and take down mid-six figures.
sosadrightnow 4
NOT THE CAT!!!!!
shoneejay 0
I'm sure u can fight the firing!
oxoashleeoxo 6
Awh OP, that sucks. But I think you learned a lesson, never date your boss. [;
cdman69 0
you don't sleep where you eat
ngyh 0
smack that