Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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SparkleyTurtle 4
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
olpally 33
A sense of humor... I can't believe I just had to explain that... :/
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Comments (59)
hecallsmedarlin 7
& who's abs would those be? Channing Tatum's? .. Johnny Depp's? Oh, wait, I know! Matthew Mcconaughey's right? :)
jayfreeman80 0
WOW - you scare easily - see a shrink and get over it!!!!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, it's not like painkillers affected her mental state a bit, right?
mikeofthunder 13
I love how a conversation can go from Casper to ab-typing :P
LittleDevil01 4
gawd that makes me *cringe D:
vbmg152 19
You are really an idiot!!!
Dallasluver19 14
No its really not
FriendlyOtaku 10
Hah, reminds me of when I was still recovering from having cyst removed from my tailbone. Memories :')
momo1972 3
What an idiot. So high on pain killers? What the hell are you taking? God I hope you do not procreate.
THE_A_TEEN 28
She's taking PAINKILLERS. Medicine to numb the pain of the recent surgery she/he had. Maybe you should read and never procreate.
MEM0817 18
Some people are so stupid. For the dumbasses that are saying OP is abusing painkillers and to stop taking them, she just had MOUTH SURGERY. The doctor who did the surgery, wrote her a prescription for pain medicine. It sounds like she doesn't take them very often which can make you feel loopy and not yourself. Just waking up and being on pain medicine can make you think you see something that you don't right away.
vivace9259 4
*snicker* I'm so so sorry. Seriously.