Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
"Forever your lover"...personally, I would've stayed away from you. That's a creepy way to sign a pointless way of expressing your feelings. Just go talk to him if you're serious.
24788 7
Haha, at least he notices you.
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mo_the_owl 0
*sigh*.. Curse you Twilight for creating a generation of naive love-starved twits! What did she expect? Why does anyone think anonymous sappy love notes work?? Its not 'cute' to use such strong language on a person you aren't dating its delusional. It's probably not her first act of creepiness towards this guy judging from his reaction.
OverEnthusiast 0
You know, it's too bad he rejected you, but what you have to understand is that YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL. In high school, nobody is a "lover" and nobody can be sure what's "forever". And to assume that you can have both with a person that you have "crushed" on (pardon me whilst I vomit) for 2 years, again, in HIGH SCHOOL (perhaps middle school?), is just a tiny bit creepy. Not all guys are Edward Cullen, sweetheart. (In fact last time I checked none of them are. Because he is not real. And a mythical creature. And extremely effeminite.) Most guys who find out a girl wants to be their lover forever will mostly just be kind of freaked out, and certainly not interested. If you had a hard time understanding what I just said, let me put it a bit more simply: YOU CAME OFF WAY TOO STRONG. STOP BEING A CREEPER AND GROW THE **** UP. And seriously, he recognized your handwriting? Either he's creepy too or you dot your "i"s with hearts. -eyeroll-
eaglesfan761 0
Oh. My. Gosh. Just the AMOUNT of epic win in this comment is epic in itself. I'm surprised the internet is managing to contain this.
Eltsc 0
You're a creeper.
xEeveex 0
Ugh, why do girls do that kinda shit its pathetic and makes you and every other girl who actually does that look f-ing crazy.
Marymargaretx3 0
What's funny, is that that kind of shit only happens in Arizona.
jennyozz 0
This makes me want to kill myself I'm so embarrassed for you.
Dahlia_F 0
uhm...stalker much?
3P0N1N3 0
Most people would see that as a good sign.
ICallKyo 3
that's ****** creepy. the "forever your lover" part. though fyl.
eliz3 0
Two words : Grow. Up.