Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
Today, we were heckling a friend who showed up to skate wearing a helmet, laughing at him for not being confident in his skating. I go to stunt so I can mog him, slip, and wake up in the hospital with stitches and a killer headache. Mogged by a helmet wearer. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
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Top comments
glassjaw_90 0
See, smoking almost killed you.
DoomJeff91 2
So who ended up throwing the brick further?
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Comments (170)
bwinski 19
Wouldn't have happened if u didn't go and get cigarettes.
SuperSpore 0
You know, I'm sure that he/she knows that smoking is bad for them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=related Copy and paste the URL.
abyssion1337 0
sue his ass
puppyeyes56 0
ydi for smoking.
Lythiaren 8
Yeesh. I bet there wouldn't be so many YDIs if the OP had omitted the cigs and said "went to the gas station". The cigs are irrelevant. He got bricked in the head, guys. FYL, OP. Hope your head heals up quick and there's no brain damage. The guy who threw the brick better be footing your medical bill.
letitrockk 0
lol, ever heard of helmet dude?
CallMeHush 1
Watch out for the lady running around ripping the band-aids off of stitches, unless you want some more.
fml1222 0
maybe if you didnt smoke you wouldn't been hit but who gives a **** im not your mom
Someone_somewere 7
he never said it him in the head
meddude 0
he got knocked out, it's sorta implied.
meddude 0
i love all the "holier than thou" people in here. they get all "oh smoking's bad", but i'd bet my left nut that each and every one of them have a habit that would get a lot of negative comments. so shut up idiots, unless you want to be judged too.
plexico 4
My bad habit is cornholing your wife. I'm so ashamed I cast aspersitons on smoking. Can you forgive me, dude?
artcgirl 0
claps for you # 47