Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I tried to warm soup in a travel mug. I forgot to take the metal spoon out. The microwave lit up like a firework display, and I screamed so loudly that my neighbor knocked on my door to check if I was alive. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
Not to mention your heroin habit.
chakrabs 0
What are you, an idiot? Why wouldnt you use a microwave? I use it all the time with my cereal, its too cold sometimes and hurts my teeth. 10 seconds in the nuker is usually enough.
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Comments (411)
WinonaSmile 0
I guess I can understand the curiosity......i guess. But, I don't understand why you heated the spoon instead of the bowl or proceeded to immediately put it in your mouth. Doesn't add up my friend.
AntiChrist7 0
good that you can't talk, if you do that things, you probably talk crap anyway
hoochaymamuh 0
this is just stupid.. not a good FML.
alexxaxox 0
lmfao! i droped a spoon in the oven when it was on and i tried getign the spoon out for like 10 mintues but it was hard cause it was to far back and i didnt want to burn my self so i started to try and pull it closer with a fork and it worked! and i put an oven mit on and then grabed it and then i was telling my self not to touch it with my bare hand and i picked it up with the other hand tht didnt have the oven mit on and burnt my hole hand so bad wer i couldnt move my hand for 3 days and i threw the spoon outa my hand and made a hole in the wall. haha so to all the people being mean saying there stupid back off cause somtimes you dont think lol.
PurpleCupCake 0
So i guess you dont know what a microwave is? who ever thought putting a hot spoon in your mouth was a bright idea you must be on some next stuff, not to mention you must be a sped. this was the stupidest thing I've ever hurd. you win the stupid award most deff!
Je_mapelle 0
wow, you're a dumbass.
LamefaceLivi 0
retarded?
sarah2144 14
You could've just heated up the bowl, you know. Moron.
lolwhat_fml 0
one word retardfail.
Demonchild 0
Wait wait... can you atleast give a ********? If you cant thats an FML to your bf..... that is if your a chick... D.C.