Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
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TheCookieCrumb 0
That's like you saying "Your Next"
Aelaena 6
You should have added "In your prayers i mean" then it wouldn't be an fml.
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Comments (103)
ezebreeze 0
I like #5 & 6. Sorry for ur loss. But its ususal , its saying ur next to die but dont expect / unexpect u to be mistreated at the buriel , ydi words say it all! So do actions that make up words following you , whih comes to YDI
DaMirrorLink 0
#4 yea i read it again, i misread @ op YDI
pspnick 0
hey #13 she doesn't deserve shit.. lay off its a common human error!!!
Sawadee 0
#13 I guess you have problem in understanding written words
tWitt3rBuG 0
If you always say it then I'm sure she understands it was a mistake
iLIAMMM 0
smooth move. I'm sure she understands, though.
crappyday09 0
Awww sucks that he died. sorry to hear that but i dont see how this is an FML
Xero3g 5
She's old. She'll forget all about it when she develops Alzheimer's.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
**** you. That's not something to joke about.
banzai314 0
Like #3 said......you could of saved it by saying in your prayers or something like that.......but at the time u were probably thinking.......oh **** what did I just do?!?!
homiecat 0
sry to hear about the death...thats always a sad thing..but try to be more careful next time because you have to get out of that habit bc he is dead now