anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
NippsSlipps 10
Multi tasking....nice
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OffToTheGayBar 9
Quit being dicks, brahs. Isn't he from Norway? English wouldn't be his first language. :P
hateevryone 15
maybe ya'll should've talked about it first and then you give him head.
grannygruber 6
Couldn't be a very good ******** with all that talk, FHL!!!
yandizzle 0
should've been chewing orbit gum while explaining.
ilove80smetal 8
Wow. How you can have a discussion with a dick in your mouth is beyond my understanding :P. Try ventriloquism and see if you can drink milk and talk :D
msjoyfull84 0
Musty balls,
Amy78_fml 11
don't give him bjs if he's going to be nasty.
CadyAsInKatie 8
Ew.
nyxxx_fml 4
U nasty! Y would u give him head when he wears dirty draws? Eww!!!!!
abunger90 0
sucks your husband doesn't have good hygiene, but at least he put a computer in the kitchen for you.