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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Multi tasking....nice

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If that didn't get you out of the mood ... I don't know what would .

Seriously. Why....why was this even a THOUGHT during sexy times?

Thats nasty for u going down there when its been exposed to old balls sweat!!! LOL sick.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Married right?

iammrbiggles 0

You are a great wife haha

Why do women feel the need to please men that are ******* gross?