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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
NippsSlipps 10
Multi tasking....nice
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Irakli_1 27
wow, a smart husband you have.
RaggleFrock 13
Sounds like he was trying to shut you up.
iliketurdles 7
Doesn't matter. Had oral sex.
RaggleFrock 13
She didn't have it, she gave it.
GoW_Chick 15
1- Yoda from star wars, are you?
AnonymousTroll 2
Less talking, more sucking!
FurryPride 9
I'm always afraid it will stink down there when my girlfriend does that. That's why you make sure it's clean as hell.
lovealwaysx 0
Why would you suck his dirty penis? *gag*
Harpy20 24
Ew.
silentbutfunny 0
43 isnt your girlfriend an imaginary furry bunny?
silentbutfunny 0
Read his profile, then yall will understand
Rachel1987 4
She just performed the most amazing ventriloquist act EVER and you guys are worried about the gross factor?
BostonBruinsFan 8
OP, you should listen to #20 & #32 & #19
ThisIsMyReign 4
43 - you say your a bobcat you don't get head or wear underwear
FurryPride 9
It's amazing how much ignorance is in the world.
soccerguy2 11
I wonder if op finished.
Discombobulated9 12
I think you guys missed the point. Her husband probably mentioned to her that he had put on dirty underwear WHILST she was giving him head, making it even more gross than it already was. She most likely instantly stoppped.
NippsSlipps 10
Multi tasking....nice
pancakerocks 1
You much mpre likely have his attention :)
ninjacapo 2
Not multitasking! Being rude! Didnt anybody teach op not to speak with her mouth full :p. Unless it wasnt... Lol
Jamialia 5
Tastes like chicken.
pwincessa23 1
No! It taste like tuna, duh! >.<
lionandthelamb61 9
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
mrmakefunofu 5
It wasnt
loserman67 36
Dammit.......beat me to it!
ICaughtFire 4
4, best comment. Period.
etiennerheaume_fml 0
Lmaaoo
Tristian9099 8
YOU NEED AN AWARD
frizbycatch 7
Oh, I guess that's just men For you, at least it's not re-using a condom. :)
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol, that she knows of! ;) Way to make her paranoid. :)
TPSerigne 9
Was the head before or after the useless shower?
haveachat 1
Does it matter since it was useless anyway :p
DjeePee 25
But, is it really useless for a man to shower and wear the same underpants? Having a self-cleansing ******, I know I have to change underpants daily/after a bath, but does men underwear really gets so dirty on one day?
Harpy20 24
Pretty sure ****, ball sweat, and his not wiping properly could be a problem. Apparently not for you though! Self cleansing vaginas aside, sounds like someone has failed at logic.
silentbutfunny 0
33 ur soooo smrt
AntiBody32123 5
Says the guy who spelt ( Smart ) wrong.
AntiBody32123 5
You probably intended on spelling it like that huh? I sowwy didn't mean to look like a total idiot... -.-
silentbutfunny 0
Yes i spelt smrt like that on purpose, that was the joke :| (yes i did it again, thumbs me down, i really don't care)
Sprocket 5
Sounds like someone uses a douche. Or is one. Vaginas do flush themselves out if you aren't festering with STDs or yeast infections... Hilariously the second you get for trying to wash down there with douches. Who needs logic now?
macone 30
Yeah. That... sucks.
BostonBruinsFan 8
Unless she stops her sucking
juxtafix 1
The conversation should have come up at the start of the ordeal.
Kluverbucy 2
Brought what up ?
GoW_Chick 15
Go on strike! OP: "No more blow jobs until you learn to wear underwear without skid marks!"
Dracoboxer357 36
Seems reasonable. You'd have to cut me off the oral sex to make me wear the dirty underwear. ;P Ick.
shanemaximo 7
Just stop wearing underwear all together! Solves the underwear problem and makes it even easier to have ******** time!
GrizzlierAdams 4
Ha I love how your profile says I come on here for a laugh and throw in a comment or two. And you have like 607 comments
docscientist 10
Then obviously she has come here and laughed anywhere between 303.5-607 times.
ambamm135 7
82 pedobear
Anna173 0
Yess! Win!:D
BeckyPulito 0
83, I *love* this comment.