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Fix up, look sharp

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Multi tasking....nice

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Wow.. That is disgusting. Taste good?

Guys and their FUNK smelling underwear! I suggest tossing the dirty pair in the shower with him! Then he has to get a clean pair!

That can't be a good BJ if the two of you are having a conversation at the same time...

At least you give head!

In the middle of giving head? So then we can assume you finished? Maybe we need to discuss you're hygiene if you're still willing to complete the task after discovering the dirty underwear.

Wildhunter16 3

Girl, you need to suck it up.

That's awful! Tell him no more head until he learns to stay clean! :)