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anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Multi tasking....nice

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Having a discussion and giving head cannot physically be done simultaneously. One would have to be interrupting the progress of the other. And if he was getting head, I dont think the underwear was on yet anyway.

ryan_fuller 1

Did you spit or swallow?

Strwbry3Shortcke 8

You had a conversation in the middle of giving him head? Damn girl, you talented!

One of the many reasons I date women.

That's gross and unfortunate for you lol

cassandraoh 0

Lol, definitely a married couple scenario.

He must me a good sweet talker if he can do that and still get head lol

You should have waited to bring this up until later. I find it doubtful the dirtiness made it impossible to go on--you could have just pulled them all the way down around from the area you were attending.

You are very talented to be able to have a conversation while giving a blowie.