anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
NippsSlipps 10
Multi tasking....nice
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KiddNYC1O 22
Honey *gulp* listen, it's not *gulp* very *gulp* hygienic to *gulp* do that. Edit: **** this, #45 beat me to it good. Lmfao.
shane_109 8
I want some head
Akharr01 5
If you see that he puts his DIRTY underwear back on the. Why give him head?!
irishman1989 0
Well...you married the guy
flyingfox408 0
Today, my wife ruined felatio by critiquing my underwear during it. FML
wriptidez 0
TMI
mama2b3 20
It really irks me when people are redundant. For example, using "but" and "though" in the same sentence. Or in this case "but" and "thogh"
SheepShoop_fml 20
Yeah that's gross. Pants themselves are a different story but putting skidmarked underwear back on his butt is uh...ew.
aquaeyedsiren 0
dirty mouth? clean it up!
tripangelx8 4
you're still willing to blow him when he puts on dirty underwear? why would he change his ways if he still gets what he wants anyways