Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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Juli_fml 0
what a weird way to end a date. i'm so sorry.
Snow_White_fml 3
What a loser leaving like that, you are better off without that kind of girl
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Comments (92)
danedo 0
...? How old are you kids.
jonnymohio 2
I agree with most people - 30 minutes for dinner?! Did you order appetizers? What about a salad that comes before dinner. I don't think any restaurant would leave you sitting there without bringing you at least rolls. She probably left because she got tired of waiting for food, oh.. and your personality probably had something to do with it too.
x_eyebrows 0
How rude! Definitely her loss, your gain.
rukusrazor 0
Uh.. her dad picked her up? How old are you guys? Dating doesn't get good til you move out the basement my friend. Relax, take your A.D.D. medication and relax.
BaldOuting 0
um why did she even bother going out with you to begin with? she didn't even eat her free meal. this makes no sense.
bad_times 0
that seems terribly fake. a girl wouldn't do that. If she waanted to leave really badly she would've NOT even said yes. and why the **** would she get her DAD to come pick her up!!?!
hellFighter 0
30 minutes of boring would kill me too. YDI.
RenRen_fml 0
Hmm...I wouldn't date her again.
nokirar 0
You must be good at reading body language.
jaybirdka 0
what a schmuck