Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
Today, I was selected to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. I practiced every evening for two weeks. In front of hundreds of people, I got so nervous that I let go of the ball behind me instead of towards homeplate. The mascot had to retrieve it. FML
Today, I was taking a nap when my dad texted me, asking me to go check the mail. So I went outside, then the wind blew the front door shut, and it automatically locked. I didn’t have my key. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
Hell, to get a free hat I'd take a few bruised fingers. Remember, a hat is for life, not just for baseball games. Plus your fingers would heal. The void in your heart craving for a hat would take much longer..
forgettingsunday 0
obvious prostitute
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Comments (104)
Ashlynlongman 0
Lol#21
soccerstar3006 0
what team were u seeing? dodgers, Angels, Giants.. just wondering
popo37 0
what is free hat day? i have never been to a bball game...
gozar_fml 1
it would have been more ironic if op had slammed her head in the trunk. Or maybe if it was free glove day.
LilaBear 2
And all this time I thought hats were for protecting you from the sun, not the wind. Still, sucks that your dad slammed the boot on your fingers.
Levvy 22
Yeah, I'm trying to understand this and failing. A hat doesn't protect you from lateral wind movement, so I'm stumped.
mrmerino 0
FREE HAT! HE WAS INNOCENT
Pizzaspie 0
Oh isn't it ironic
SpilltMilk2 0
You should give your dad the finger. Too bad you can't feel which one is which.
rayqaza21 0
OBVIOUSLY STAGED!!!!!!!!
fyl12345678901 0
better than free kicked in the genitalia day