Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
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hedgehogs 0
You sure don't owe your dad any favors.
alex_vik 1
What the hell did you say to have that happen?
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cowpie34 0
you should have told your mom what your dad told you to do. seriously if you get in trouble, so should he
movies12 0
My dad would do the exact same thing.
Starfire22 5
Haha I can see my dad doing the thumbs up thing, imagine a short half Asian half spainish guy with a stupid grin and his thumbs up, yea that would be my dad lmao. But seriously, your dad will probebly try to find a way to get you off the hook, or afer your parents get home talk to your mom privatley and tell her the truth.
Hugorgy 0
You dad sounds awesome.
aTRAGEDY 0
I would have whooped his ass thehellumean
GreenRupee 0
Oh god, i can imagine a stupid dad with a fat grin on his face and the thumbs up. He's an ass, but damn, i can't stop laughing!
Nakedsquirrel 5
An "excuse not to go" likely resulted in OP saying something retarded, mom getting the wrong idea (and quite possibly saying something provokative and equally retarded) which spurred more of the same. Getting out of going to a restaurant is as simple as saying you feel nauseous/gassy and aren't up to eating. You obviously ****** that up. There should be far more YDI votes than there are.
OLOtheDemigodess 0
If your assumptions are correct, yeah there should be more YDI votes but you can't just tell someone 'oh you totally deserve it because it's likely that this is what happened yada yada', can we? Be nice.
NorfolkDude 2
I'm thinking you said something tarded as an "excuse." What you should have done was like, "I'm feeling really ill," and pretend to be sick. YDI for being dumb.
OLOtheDemigodess 0
Yeah because when there's not enough information provided you're just gonna fill in the gaps with your assumptions and then say 'according to all that, YOU DESERVE IT' ...SERIOUSLY???
JBoyes09 0
What a good dude.
RuralNinja 0
This is both. YDI, you should have dragged your dad under the bus the moment he pushed you under it. But, FYL because its obvious your dad doesn't wear the pants in the family, otherwise he would have helped.
nm22395 0
Blackmail him.