Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
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imdeborah 0
WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.
darnesey 0
you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.
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jessicams 0
Luckster I suggest you look up how those nuggets are made before you preach how good they are.
SenGaeriel 3
If that was my daughter that was licking Ronald, and you, the OP, came up to me and told me, I'd be thanking you for telling me. That is just wrong for anyone to lick a statue. First off, it's just wrong. Second off, I don't even want to know what kinds of germs are growing on the thing. I'd be worried about my daughter getting some bacterial infection. I would even consider taking her into the doctor to get a shot. Then, I would be wondering why was my daughter behaving like that at age 8. That would worry me more.
Frenz 0
Why did you stand there for ten minutes and take it? I hate that kind of parent. They'll ignore their kid(s) no matter what they're doing or who they're bothering, but if you say anything, they freak out on you.
perdix 31
He's not eating at McDonald's, he's just ogling Playland in his big, floppy shoes looking for kids who like clowns. It's weird how he happend to meet British people in Montana -- how did he know the mom spelt ;) it "paedophile" just from hearing her say it?
Joseph_Stalin 0
In Soviet Union Russia, statues lick little kids.
sreczek 0
hahaha
sxychik 4
haha #74 xD
rubix910 2
I hate it when people use words like "peadofile" and "rape" out of context like that. You were just being a concerned person, and the mother sounds like one of those parents that doesn't pay attention to their kids until someone does something. Anyway, next time her let her kid get some sickness. lol
Klaudio 0
that had to be awkward with u and his mom! lol
epicenur 2
"yeah, I may be pedo, but at least my daughter doesn't lick clown crotches"
indianabummer 0
win
ghostwitch1863 0
Ronald McDonald is the pedophile!!!! never trust clowns even statues of clowns.....
hellzrydaz 0
dude 1. pedophiles cant help it, and 2. if he isnt, that lady is a huge bitch