Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
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imdeborah 0
WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.
darnesey 0
you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.
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marine10_fml 0
what state you live in il come find this bitch...
SeraphElfen 0
you should of told the hitch to stfu, it's not your fault you got wood, I mean who wouldn't be turned on by an eight year old girl doing down on Mr. McDonald?
Fabby_fml 2
@115 You could have at least waited until Snick said something bitchy before going on your self-righteous rant. Oh wait-
buckeye1448 0
You should've told stuffed her face with a few more french fries until she was in a food coma and wouldn't give two *****
WordsOfHope 0
I'm sure you enjoyed watching PEDO
SickSickSick7511 0
Just walk away
CrazierSeb09 0
u mispelled pedophile
trumpetGIRL12345 0
hey if a little girl wants to like weird things than it's their bussiness how did you know she was 8 years old or were you estimating??
lambiee 0
OP said the mother yelled at him for being turned on by an 8 year old. i think he used context clues to realize she was 8 years old.
cantholditin 2
It's actually spelled "paedophile" too. Look it up. And that's disgusting. Noody knows who or what has been touching that thing :/
cantholditin 2
It's actually spelled "paedophile" too. Look it up. And that's disgusting. Noody knows who or what has been touching that thing :/