Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
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stolencrackers 1
That sucks.. unfortunately the lotion didn't help.. but sheesh.. someone can't take a joke/sarcasm. FYL
chellinha93 0
agree with #6... a little sense of humour wouldn't kill her.
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Comments (47)
strawberryspacejam 11
The OP sould learn to make good jokes. She just lost her teeth
waterynuggets 0
It was the super AKA super sperm hit her in the chin told her rub it in like lubriderm
thatslife4ya 0
Punch me once, shame on you. Punch me twice....
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
That's retarded, why would she punch you because it made it worse?
Penetration 0
Shouting first gets you automatically marked down. Why? You've just revealed yourself as a douchebag. Haven't you learned yet? EDIT: This was supposed to be in response to #1, but before I realized that the reply was undone because I had posted too much recently, it was too late. D:
Libelau 0
Some lotions make it worse at first though.
mxrcr 0
YDI for having a sister who punches people in the face...
clusterfungus 3
Who? who got punched? Tell me!!
COBRAMORPH 0
Guess who should have gotten her face cummed on, twice? Did you sister at least give you some money, or a handjob?
deviable 9
Never share drugs.