Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
It happens to the best of us. I have accidentally hit myself many a time in various embarrassing ways.
AC98 19
Haha, slow and steady wins the race op. Otherwise you gon be trippin
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Comments (19)
anonymous16511 5
I almost feel bad for laughing...
baldiesmom 25
So glad I'm not the only one who hurts myself taking off my clothes, pulling up my blankets, or putting on pillowcases!
justwillie62226 4
dippie...i cant really mock you though.. ive done it too
cheshireau 26
I've accidentally whipped myself pulling my belt out before.. Happens to the best of us.
metal1245 10
Been there done that
Poundit 17
Hold on, why was my comment moderated? I said that if you call this an 'fml' moment, then your life can't be that bad. What kind of brainless people are sent to moderate the comments? Complete retarts
therealmysfit 1
I feel your pain. I hit myself in the eye with the clip part of my dog's leash yesterday.