Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, it's been a few months since I spent about three weeks in a relationship with a woman at work, who then left me to get back with her ex-husband. For some reason she reported us both to HR for our inappropriate relationship. My future at this company now rests on a meeting I have this afternoon with HR. FML
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Top comments
SekC 0
Why is this guy automatically the bad guy for being the ex? She's the ex too. Maybe she was the dip shit in the relationship. Honestly, it's not that bad that he's working with you. I feel bad for you if this is all it takes for you to get upset. And for everyone saying "I hate all men" or "he sounds like a loser" should all go choke on a dick haha. None of you know what he may or may not of done wrong.
elmangy 0
hey, at least he's still cute.
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Comments (89)
SoberMuch 0
Dont you know the rule ? lol. You gotta be speeding faster than the slowest person, cause thats who gets pulled over. Shouldnt have been the slowest person. o_O
Witchcraft_fml 5
Womp womp woooooooooooomp.
OhJenni 0
Geez some people who have commented either have not broken up with someone before or have no heart. Anyways man if I were you i'd prob quit my job lol
breemz 0
get over it..u rnt together for a reason....it didnt work out..so move on!!
meow_meow_fml 0
it didn't work for a reason, so thereforethe reason still exists which was probably arguments and they;re in a working envionment
Celcey 0
well, u cud always go tell her about he anoying things he does, & stuff lyk that.... ;)
hypa_kitty 0
lmfao.. yooh could dress to the max.. show him what hes missing?
ymonkey96 0
maybe old sparks will fly?
hateevryone 15
dress up real nice when you go to work and treat him like shit