Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, the fire alarm went off at my apartment. I rushed out but forgot to grab a coat, so I hopped in my car and fired it up, figuring I'd wait it out. A fireman knocked on my window and loudly asked me to get out, then wrote me a citation for "improper fire alarm protocols." That's a thing? FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault
drunkmunkey 24
forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part
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Comments (121)
ViviMage 40
She, not you, parked illegally. She accepted the risk of a ticket or worse, smashed in windows to feed the hose through the car, when SHE parked there. She has to pay for her obvious parking blunder.
Manic1 13
Her own fault for parking next to a hydrant. Tell her to take her empty threats and shove them up her ass. She needs to pay for her own stupidity, not you.
funkypenguin 7
I think he meant fight the ticket in court, not sue the neighbor.
CyanTops 12
This stressed me out just by reading it.
gearhead369 20
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gearhead369 20
My comment was a personal joke to this poster. Haha haters gonna hate
oyevey45 12
Nope. It's a law for a reason. The ticket is due to her poor judgment. Close the door on that one.
PotatoIsLife13 10
I would have agreed to pay it without actually handing her any money to see how long the stupid bitch would take to realize shes a moron
Omniprism 15
Not your problem. Shes the idiot who parked in front of the damn thing.
xtherocklord421x 3
That's God damn fault. She is dumb.