Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife lied to me three times, saying she was at work but in reality she was home the whole day. Every time I ask her about it, she says she's not in the mood to talk. And says a lot of "I don't knows…" Almost like she has something to hide. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML
Today, my wife told me I’m not worth the trouble. She’d rather overextend herself for complete strangers than spend any time with me. I should've seen this coming. Even before we got married, her favourite line was, “You already had children with someone else, we’ll never be a family.” I tried for nothing. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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tounces7 28
Okay that's about the single biggest red flag you're ever going to get and I'd seek a way out of this as soon as you can. Someone who has zero issues about lying straight to your face will NEVER get better, and the next thing you know she's going to be lying about other people she's involved with too. Run - and run fast.
ThrottleJockey 36
Annulment anyone?
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Comments (34)
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Divorce / Anulment. asap
Angel Meadows 8
Anul while you can, pretty sure actual divorce is more expensive and messier.
StagGT 13
You know, we've established that this is a red flag, but now I'm curious. What "things" do you mean?
Yudith 28
Men do it all the time and no one bats an eye. But when a woman does it, everybody loses their mind!
Zekfen 17
Ok Heath Ledger, calm down. You aren’t playing the Joker anymore. Aren’t you supposed to be dead? Men normally lie about little things like I’ll do the dishes more, I’ll mow the yard every other day, things that don’t have a big impact. If they lied about things that have a big impact on the marriage or relationship, such as desire to have kids and a family, then yeah annulment. If she lied about small things, then no big deal. If she lied about say, I promise we will have sex when we get married and then they get married and she says just kidding, I don’t want sex with you ever. Yeah, big deal. If it is the sex thing dude, get out now. It won’t ever improve or change and she will eventually cheat on you if she isn’t already. You don’t want to be stuck in a sexless marriage regardless of how much you love her. You will resent her and suffer from depression from not feeling good enough.
Alexiskovich 6
Dude.....its over
Chazzster 32
#1 This is a big issue because it involved lying. If you cannot trust your spouse to tell you the truth, it’s not going to get better. OP and wife probably need to see a marriage counselor if OP plans to stay married. #2 Regardless of who it is, it is not wise to count on promises of future favors in exchange for concrete steps like getting married. If spouse is not willing to do it before you get married, they are not going to do it after getting married, or if they do it will likely be very infrequently and unwillingly at best. #3 It is just possible that fiancé (now wife) had intentions of providing whatever the sexual favors requested were after marriage but once the time got closer she just couldn’t bring herself to do it. This is just another variation on why you do not count on future promises if they do not fit into the pattern of what is being done in the present. When a person is reluctant to do something, they get even more reluctant as the time draws near. #4 Anal is not that grand a treat (for the male) unless the male is small or the ****** is loose. And, very few women get anything pleasurable out of it. If she ever changes her mind, be sure to stimulate her clit at the same time, start slow and use plenty of lube - Otherwise she’s only ever going to do it once.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
thatsvwhen you leave and find someone with a pulse that wants to do that stuff because she lied to you over her vows so technically she didn't vow to do anything in her speech
dwight7476 11
Instant divorce
Davros 12
Sorry dude, all those fun sex games are the first to go when you get married.
Agent JPN 9
This is what annulments are for.