Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife lied to me three times, saying she was at work but in reality she was home the whole day. Every time I ask her about it, she says she's not in the mood to talk. And says a lot of "I don't knows…" Almost like she has something to hide. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML
Today, my wife told me I’m not worth the trouble. She’d rather overextend herself for complete strangers than spend any time with me. I should've seen this coming. Even before we got married, her favourite line was, “You already had children with someone else, we’ll never be a family.” I tried for nothing. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Okay that's about the single biggest red flag you're ever going to get and I'd seek a way out of this as soon as you can. Someone who has zero issues about lying straight to your face will NEVER get better, and the next thing you know she's going to be lying about other people she's involved with too. Run - and run fast.
ThrottleJockey 36
Annulment anyone?
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Comments (34)
Ciara Koch 22
I honestly kinda feel like voting ydi on this one I’m sorry she won’t engage in whatever weird sexual fantasies you had but it had to be pretty out there to not want to put it on here she probably didn’t even think abt it I’m imaging a convo like will you ever try anal ? Not until where married so you’d shut up About it I really think this needs a follow up
ohsnapword 21
Dude, you're just going to have to accept that a three-way with Carmen Electra is not going to happen.
DanielleinDC 34
I don't know what those "things" are, but it may be serious enough to warrant an annulment since she admitted to lying to you to get you to marry her.
lucasj23 11
I'm wondering why you even married her. surely there were some warning signs.
Lobby_Bee 18
Better hope that lie was a lie.
BrotherPhil 35
Know that one. I gave serious consideration to whether I could get away with leaving "in sickness and in health" out of my wife's vows.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What kind of "things" are we talking here? Sexual things? Traveling? Kids? It really depends on the promises made, but still, if she's that big of a liar, well, red flag.
demonpiss1256 5
I do means i dont lol.
edwardcullenisme 6
You shouldn’t have married her if you’re not sexually compatible
anonurmom 12
If she wasn’t doing them already what made you think it would really change, hopes you got a prenub